February 2012
22 posts
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Reading Hurts
treesquirrrel:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
hambutt:
why shouldn’t you eat your girlfriend’s peas?
because they are herpes
mcsingle:
im not even a person anymore im just a sack of feelings
pilottheblackbird:
I believe that there are two kinds of people: those who get wasted every other night and only post country lyrics as status updates, and those who do not.
for me piracy is:
sarahisalright:
mylifeinlaughs:
miraclefucknut:
download something
put it on a DvD
sell it
make profit
not what most of us do:
download something
like it
go out and buy it
give money to rich people
having a peg leg
wearing an eyepatch
keeping your pet parrot on your shoulder
referring to your vessel with feminine pronouns
roaming the seven seas pillaging for profit
having an...
Watchbluishhhh:
hahahahaahah this reminds me of myself. too much.
