November 2011
38 posts
Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!
Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!
Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
harleyelisabeth:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police...
rootbeersss:
i was watching the episode of parks and rec when april and andy get married and i spotted an Ace Enders poster
my favorite thing is spotting band posters in movies/tv
i am pleased
Jesus christ they get married? DON’T RUIN IT FOR ME OR ANYTHING.
jk…but really no more spoilers.
castration:
it’s sad really because there are friends that I thought I would always want to be friends with and we slowly stop talking as much and I realize I don’t need them and if they aren’t going to try and talk to me then I’m not going to make an effort either and I realize we aren’t going to be friends for as long as I thought, I really only have one friend that I’ve never gotten tired of...
prasejeebus:
Yes, blogging about how you’re single will actually get you a boyfriend!!!!!
cviper:
i get jealous over literally the smallest things
it’s a bit of a problem
reblog if you dont have a bra on
rootbeersss:
every time i see a picture of zooey deschanel i roll my eyes so hard i think they might fall out of my head
