February 2012
15 posts
hambutt:
why shouldn’t you eat your girlfriend’s peas?
because they are herpes
mcsingle:
im not even a person anymore im just a sack of feelings
pilottheblackbird:
I believe that there are two kinds of people: those who get wasted every other night and only post country lyrics as status updates, and those who do not.
for me piracy is:
sarahisalright:
mylifeinlaughs:
miraclefucknut:
download something
put it on a DvD
sell it
make profit
not what most of us do:
download something
like it
go out and buy it
give money to rich people
having a peg leg
wearing an eyepatch
keeping your pet parrot on your shoulder
referring to your vessel with feminine pronouns
roaming the seven seas pillaging for profit
having an...
Watchbluishhhh:
hahahahaahah this reminds me of myself. too much.
January 2012
23 posts
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
Watch
clavid:
i remember one time when i was in like 8th grade this girl on the bus kicked my backpack and i turned around and said “i would never hit a girl but i’ll slap a bitch” and her eyes got so big and i was like oh my god where did that come from
drunkishmom:
i don’t wanna go to school tomorrow or the day after or ever again to be honest
rootbeersss:
bbbbg:
putting on makeup and taking pictures of your exceptionally nice butt in hopes it’ll make you feel less gross and bad
me
every day
November 2011
38 posts
Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!
Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!
Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.