November 2011
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Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!
Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!
Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!
Nov 8th
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Nov 8th
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harleyelisabeth: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police.  Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police...
Nov 8th
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rootbeersss: i was watching the episode of parks and rec when april and andy get married and i spotted an Ace Enders poster my favorite thing is spotting band posters in movies/tv i am pleased Jesus christ they get married? DON’T RUIN IT FOR ME OR ANYTHING. jk…but really no more spoilers.
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Nov 5th
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castration: it’s sad really because there are friends that I thought I would always want to be friends with and we slowly stop talking as much and I realize I don’t need them and if they aren’t going to try and talk to me then I’m not going to make an effort either and I realize we aren’t going to be friends for as long as I thought, I really only have one friend that I’ve never gotten tired of...
Nov 5th
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prasejeebus: Yes, blogging about how you’re single will actually get you a boyfriend!!!!!
Nov 5th
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cviper: i get jealous over literally the smallest things it’s a bit of a problem
Nov 5th
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reblog if you dont have a bra on
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rootbeersss: every time i see a picture of zooey deschanel i roll my eyes so hard i think they might fall out of my head
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Nov 1st
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momimsorryimfat:  people do a drug once or twice and they act like theyve been doing it for years and years now homie
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JOB GANG: mid-life-crisis: Why is six afraid of... →
mid-life-crisis: Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn’t been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he’s sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the…
Nov 1st
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lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
Nov 1st
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